Thursday, May 26, 2011

Jewish Holiday - Lag BaOmer

Ok so first of all I would like to apologize for not posting anything in the past few weeks. This is because it's the exam season and I basically spend most of my days studying for tests.

Now, Lag BaOmer.

Lag BaOmer (Pronounced Lug Buh-om-er) means the 33rd of the Omer in Hebrew- Lag (ל"ג) means 33 as every letter in the Hebrew alphabet has a numerical equivalent (This is called Gematria). Strangely enough, the origin of this holiday is not known for sure but it is thought that it is the day Rabbi Akiva and his 24 thousand student died from a plague (Yay!).

To be honest, I don't care about the source. I care about what you do on Lag BaOmer which is burning shit. And as everybody knows, burning stuff is fun (except if it's your house- that's not fun). Basically everyone makes a bonfire and just have fun untill from like 8 in the evening to 7 in the morning.

Bedtime story: A bunch of dumbass kids who had been throwing firecrackers into the fire all evening decided to throw one at the trees. The trees got really mad (Like for real) and lit themselves on fire in order to punish the kids. This caused the dumbass children to run away in fear. One of the trees was probably magical or something because his fire destroyed him and started burning other trees. As the trees were burning there was like a column of ash which later spread around the air and got into my hair. 
Eventually the magical fire got boring and we called the firefighters who afterwards fought the magical angry tree fire.
What a happy ending. After that, I wanted to find the dumbass kids so I could teach them a lesson by lighting their nuts on fire but as I said before, the trees scared them away.

Here is a series of pictures for your enjoyment:
Sexy Flames.

More Flames.
These people were later found dead.


That's it for now. As I'm running out of blog ideas so tell me whatever you're interested in.
Take care.

17 comments:

Nick said...

damn, nice fire.

LiquorKing said...

nice story, fire can be pretty frightening sometimes

Pool Fool said...

the fire looks like they're going to burn the whole city why it has to be so high?

kxxthanxx said...

wow

supertwiks said...

thats so sad i hope they wont burn dead

TonySanchez said...

Good luck on your exams bro

Intraman said...

im not sure i got that bedtime story right

bruno said...

How your 72 fishes died?

Doro said...

Fire, big fire!

Moobeat said...

interesting

fpotd said...

Interesting post. Keep em coming.

Nom de Plume said...

That's a big old fire! :O

Magixx said...

interesting, keep it up :)

blorriepoes said...

nice fire, im pyromaniac so.. ill start a fire later ;)
+follow

Roger said...

What's the connection between the original story and the burning part?

inspire said...

Holidays and time to relax are extremely important! Don't worry about your readers , your health and well-being is more important!

Michael said...

Interesting. Oh, and, nice blog! +followed

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